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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14100 on: November 27, 2021, 06:41:37 PM »
 :doge

gonna get my flu shot and third dose next week. stay safe in deez streetz brehs
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14101 on: November 27, 2021, 07:17:04 PM »
Let me show you why this whole shit keeps failing

This our health minister, using Twitter to call on people who returned from South Africa on November 22 to stay home and get tested by calling a special phone number available tommorow (November 29th 8 AM)

https://twitter.com/hugodejonge/status/1464668688309698563

It's been 6 days and that number will be flooded with calls from people who can't get tests through the normal channels as those are all maxed out.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14102 on: November 27, 2021, 08:38:35 PM »
I said what the hell is an Omicron, why aren't they calling it Xi. The next is the Xi.
Xi was the next letter, it was this big and beautiful - it was real Greek - and then they skip it in favor of Omicron.

Like I don't believe it, I don't believe the greeks even had that letter. O MY GRAIN
It was probably made up by the fake news to tell you the truth.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14105 on: November 28, 2021, 11:03:54 AM »
It's 17:00, the new curfew officially went into effect.
Freedom is dead.

I can hear a child crying outside. :tocry
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14106 on: November 28, 2021, 12:46:44 PM »
Australia has fallen

This shit is all over the US but the cdc is so fucking incompetent they can't detect it
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14107 on: November 28, 2021, 02:20:18 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-59451103

Covid: 13 test positive for Omicron after S Africa-Netherlands flights

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14108 on: November 28, 2021, 02:43:37 PM »
Why are people thinking this variant has only has mild symptoms.

It seems to be one doctor, in one particular hospital in South Africa that said that the symptoms seemed mild with a particular group of patients and everyone is running away with it.

Our government is still trying to track down people who have entered the country starting December 22nd as new flights from SA continue to land.
They don't see a reason to change protocols just yet and airport authorities are investigating what happened with the flight the Reuters reporter was on.
Testing is not mandatory you have to volunteer to get tested if you fly in from SA.

Also like this time last year, every other person I talk to knows someone who tested positive :doge


What also finally hit the mainstream today is that the least vaccinated areas are poor migrant neighborhoods in The Hague, Rotterdam and Amsterdam.
And government campaigns to increase vaccination rates there have yielded no results so far.

Also the average age/BMI of people in the ICU is now 70 / 37.


We're basically killing the economy and freedom for 550 morbidly obese 70 - 80 year olds whom have clogged up the ICU's.

It's not a pandemic of the unvaccinated, it's a pandemic of the extremely obese.
Do we need any more proof that this was a bio-weapon created by China to kill Trump?
Why do you think Kim Jun Un went on a diet?
« Last Edit: November 28, 2021, 02:49:54 PM by Nintex »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14109 on: November 28, 2021, 03:03:14 PM »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14110 on: November 28, 2021, 03:08:16 PM »
Genocide the old fats

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14111 on: November 28, 2021, 03:58:36 PM »
Why are people thinking this variant has only has mild symptoms.

It seems to be one doctor, in one particular hospital in South Africa that said that the symptoms seemed mild with a particular group of patients and everyone is running away with it.
Twitter. The biggest misinformation campaign ever sprung on the civilised world.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14114 on: November 28, 2021, 11:42:55 PM »
The people upstairs seem to know more than we do.

Of course everyone at the CDC is on holiday

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1465174192635232264
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« Reply #14115 on: November 29, 2021, 04:07:28 AM »
A Dutch hospital has released their findings about COVID infected placenta's today. They allocate a number of unusual miscarriages to these infections.

Also omicron in Portugal and Scotland.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2021, 04:13:00 AM by Nintex »
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« Reply #14116 on: November 29, 2021, 10:24:44 AM »
13 people on the same Portuguese soccer team have it.

Most if not all vaccinated

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« Reply #14117 on: November 29, 2021, 10:59:29 AM »
Man who was on a flight from South Africa to Amsterdam and tested positive after the flight found out no one is responsible.

"KLM says they only arrange the flights"
"Local health services says they only arrange the tests"
"Airport says they only handle security"


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14118 on: November 29, 2021, 12:02:51 PM »
Dutch doctors are reporting an alarming increase in cases of scabies.

The treatment? Ivermectine :rogan

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14119 on: November 29, 2021, 02:51:06 PM »
Couldn't resist a black Friday deal and booked a cruise in January

 :whew

It includes the internet package so worst case scenario I can get famous tweeting my death. People love those trapped as sea threads

The more travel bans the better don't need any dirty euros on the boat
« Last Edit: November 29, 2021, 02:56:03 PM by james »
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« Reply #14120 on: November 29, 2021, 03:37:44 PM »
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Health confused Africa with Asia and enabled the uncontrolled entry of a cruise ship from Cape Verde
The ship "Hamburg" moored on Friday in the metropolitan port. Twelve hours later, authorities realized they had made a geographic error and should have applied another protocol amid worldwide fear of the new African strain of COVID-19
https://www-infobae-com.translate.goog/politica/2021/11/29/sanidad-confundio-africa-con-asia-y-habilito-el-ingreso-sin-control-de-un-crucero-procedente-de-cabo-verde/?_x_tr_sl=es&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=es&_x_tr_pto=nui

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14121 on: November 29, 2021, 05:44:55 PM »
idk the mass freak out so far seems a bit much for something that is reported from South Africa at this stage as being not much more than a cold :trumps
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14122 on: November 29, 2021, 06:28:24 PM »
If only we knew this virus had a 2 week incubation time so you wont see effects right away :trumps
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14123 on: November 29, 2021, 07:45:17 PM »
Double Triple vaxx breakthrough infection reported  :pika

https://twitter.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1465435562064629769
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14124 on: November 29, 2021, 08:02:55 PM »
The people upstairs seem to know more than we do.

Of course everyone at the CDC is on holiday

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1465174192635232264

Yeah, the new PM, Kishida, added a clause to include foreign residents. They did this last time, too. What does it take to get the xenophobes to recognize that allowing Japanese citizens back is no less dangerous than foreign residents, and we have a fucking right to come back to our homes, the same as they do?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14125 on: November 29, 2021, 08:32:01 PM »
Dirty gaijin have no rights  :expert
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« Reply #14126 on: November 29, 2021, 09:30:17 PM »
Double Triple vaxx breakthrough infection reported  :pika

https://twitter.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1465435562064629769

Literally injecting corona into peoples hearts  :doge
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« Reply #14127 on: November 29, 2021, 10:43:58 PM »
Double Triple vaxx breakthrough infection reported  :pika

https://twitter.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1465435562064629769

Literally injecting corona into peoples hearts  :doge
Infection control in theatres is pretty strict even without corona.
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« Reply #14128 on: November 30, 2021, 02:52:54 AM »
Japan has fallen

Time for splatoon delays
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14129 on: November 30, 2021, 09:59:54 AM »
The people upstairs seem to know more than we do.

Of course everyone at the CDC is on holiday

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1465174192635232264

Yeah, the new PM, Kishida, added a clause to include foreign residents. They did this last time, too. What does it take to get the xenophobes to recognize that allowing Japanese citizens back is no less dangerous than foreign residents, and we have a fucking right to come back to our homes, the same as they do?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14130 on: November 30, 2021, 10:16:19 AM »
If I was a Chinese biolab my new variant would look like this

https://twitter.com/CurlyJungleJake/status/1465586356910911494
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14132 on: November 30, 2021, 04:45:27 PM »
Ugh, have my first vacation in 2 years planned to start on Saturday for two weeks(USA-->Spain-->Portugal-->Germany-->France-->Spain-->US) and now it's too late to change plans or get my money back.

I'm vaxxed + booster'ed and I wasn't planning on clubs or bars so hopefully it'll be OK.

Hopefully antigen tests are fast/easy/cheap/convenient to get in Europe?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14133 on: November 30, 2021, 05:18:52 PM »
Ugh, have my first vacation in 2 years planned to start on Saturday for two weeks(USA-->Spain-->Portugal-->Germany-->France-->Spain-->US) and now it's too late to change plans or get my money back.

I'm vaxxed + booster'ed and I wasn't planning on clubs or bars so hopefully it'll be OK.

Hopefully antigen tests are fast/easy/cheap/convenient to get in Europe?
Not fast in Spain or Portugal
Not convenient in France
Not cheap in Germany

Not fast, convenient or cheap in the Netherlands but you can probably buy a forged COVID pass from a random college kid.

Welcome to Europe my friend  :rodney
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14134 on: November 30, 2021, 06:46:13 PM »

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« Reply #14135 on: November 30, 2021, 06:53:26 PM »
Thank god the government is keeping us safe with these necessary restrictions  :shaking
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« Reply #14136 on: November 30, 2021, 07:32:58 PM »
As if they weren't already doing it
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« Reply #14137 on: November 30, 2021, 07:50:48 PM »
As if they weren't already doing it

That was a very eye-opening issue of the filler newsletter  :info
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14138 on: November 30, 2021, 08:35:40 PM »
Got my booster today...
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« Reply #14139 on: November 30, 2021, 08:55:21 PM »
first you get the game and the expansion pack, now here comes the season pass DLC.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14140 on: November 30, 2021, 09:35:46 PM »
“I’m in a nice room with my own aircon,” tweets a contented Luke Ellis from Howard Springs, “I’m sitting back watching Netflix on free Wi-Fi. I had barra with garlic butter and broccolini for dinner. I’m in constant contact with loved ones.” “The food is amazing.” But Ellis’s best observation? “If it’s a ‘genocide’ it’s a pretty shit planned one.”

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14141 on: November 30, 2021, 10:41:37 PM »
Americans really just need to shut the fuck up about how other countries are handling COVID. The UK too. The two poster children for how to fuck up a pandemic response.
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« Reply #14143 on: December 01, 2021, 01:31:01 PM »
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1465927734069280768.html

:pika

A decade from now there will be movie called "THE BIG VIRUS" which basically shows the COVID response was 99% a grift and scam.
Unfortunately by then the CCP overlords will ban that movie so we'll never get to see it.

first you get the game and the expansion pack, now here comes the season pass DLC.
This shit's more like AMD/Nvidia drivers at this point.

BNT162b4 "Lockdown" v1.2a  - PATCH NOTES
- Revised transmission protection to 20% - 40% after additional testing
- Investigating issue of players reporting heart problems and collapsing
- Added Support for DELTA and SCABIES cosmetics

BNT162b3 "BOOSTER" v1.2b PUBLIC BETA  - PATCH NOTES
- Revised transmission protection to 0%
- Removed XI from list of future supported strains
- Updated recommendation and guideline for BNT162bx product family to 3 doses
- Removed BNT162b4 for download after reported heart problems

Note: Only compatible with BNT162b2 and BNT162b3 rev 1 releases.

Note: Our team has read your comments on the latest OMICRON release.
We have no plans to support this strain at this time due to an exclusive partnership between J&J and OMICRON.
Thank you for your understanding.


And soon you will have to download every update.

https://twitter.com/eudebates/status/1466036725227167752
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« Reply #14144 on: December 01, 2021, 02:33:50 PM »
America has fallen
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« Reply #14145 on: December 01, 2021, 02:47:42 PM »
America has fallen
Congratulations to President Fauci on his reelection.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14146 on: December 01, 2021, 02:50:37 PM »
100,000+ cases of Delta yesterday. No big deal. All is well.
1 case of Omicron today. Breaking News on all the cable channels. OMGOMGFUUUCKENDTIMESBITCHES
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« Reply #14147 on: December 01, 2021, 02:59:40 PM »
100,000+ cases of Delta yesterday. No big deal. All is well.
1 case of Omicron today. Breaking News on all the cable channels. OMGOMGFUUUCKENDTIMESBITCHES

Reporting live from the US: I hear sirens in the distance. The sun is setting. I have my 32 guns locked and loaded ready to protect my 212 rolls of extra soft toilet paper.

If I dont make it, give my account credentials to Cream.
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« Reply #14148 on: December 01, 2021, 03:00:47 PM »
Meanwhile in Seattle we still wear masks everywhere, proof of vaccination is required at indoor dining, movies and sporting events and no one complains.
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« Reply #14150 on: December 01, 2021, 03:50:30 PM »
100,000+ cases of Delta yesterday. No big deal. All is well.
1 case of Omicron today. Breaking News on all the cable channels. OMGOMGFUUUCKENDTIMESBITCHES

Reporting live from the US: I hear sirens in the distance. The sun is setting. I have my 32 guns locked and loaded ready to protect my 212 rolls of extra soft toilet paper.

If I dont make it, give my account credentials to Cream.

Update: Sun hasnt set yet, it's just cloudy
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14151 on: December 01, 2021, 04:28:16 PM »
So the first Omicronic case in US was in Cali; the most locked down US State, and was a "fully vaxxed" person.  :thinking Don't worry, more "boosters" are definitely coming.  :doge  Perfect timing too to redirect people from the ghislaine maxwell trial.

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« Reply #14152 on: December 01, 2021, 04:33:43 PM »
So the first Omicronic case in US was in Cali; the most locked down US State, and was a "fully vaxxed" person.  :thinking Don't worry, more "boosters" are definitely coming.  :doge  Perfect timing too to redirect people from the ghislaine maxwell trial.

The maxwell trial is just to distract you from the real need about REDACTED BY HOMELAND SECURITY
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14154 on: December 01, 2021, 05:13:47 PM »
So the first Omicronic case in US was in Cali; the most locked down US State, and was a "fully vaxxed" person.  :thinking Don't worry, more "boosters" are definitely coming.  :doge  Perfect timing too to redirect people from the ghislaine maxwell trial.

It’s also the most populous state and has lots of air traffic.  Of course we won’t see omicron in bumfuck Alabama yet.

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« Reply #14155 on: December 01, 2021, 05:23:32 PM »
So the first Omicronic case in US was in Cali; the most locked down US State, and was a "fully vaxxed" person.  :thinking Don't worry, more "boosters" are definitely coming.  :doge  Perfect timing too to redirect people from the ghislaine maxwell trial.

It’s also the most populous state and has lots of air traffic.  Of course we won’t see omicron in bumfuck Alabama yet.

Don't forget the pockets of crazy people in Central California and the Inland Empire. One town even declared itself a Constitutional Republic free of the mask requirements. Whatever the fuck that means.
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« Reply #14156 on: December 01, 2021, 05:56:48 PM »
So the first Omicronic case in US was in Cali; the most locked down US State, and was a "fully vaxxed" person.  :thinking Don't worry, more "boosters" are definitely coming.  :doge  Perfect timing too to redirect people from the ghislaine maxwell trial.

Being fully vaxxed will not make you inmune. I thought we already knew that.

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« Reply #14157 on: December 01, 2021, 06:20:11 PM »
The numbers don't lie infections are up and so are deaths.

Out of the 900 weekly excess deaths last week only 300 were attributed directly to COVID 19.
Our government is going to investigate causes (delayed healthcare, long COVID, flu, something else?).
The medical experts have not yet figured it out. Probably a combination of factors but it is very alarming.

Dotted line is under / over limit of expected deaths, blue bar is average expected deaths, red bar is actual deaths, orange/brown bar is deaths excluding COVID deaths.
Trending within expectations up to week 39 and then suddenly an unexplained weekly increase.


Boosters work to protect the elderly against COVID though, that much is visible if you compare the number of deaths in nursing homes between the Netherlands(no boost power) and Belgium(boost power).
One of our MP's made an easy graph for Rutte on the effect of boosters and the rise in deaths in nursing homes in the Netherlands compared to Belgium.


The UK has again bought vaccines in bulk.
https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1466180016073551887
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« Reply #14158 on: December 01, 2021, 06:53:25 PM »
Norway and Iceland have fallen
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« Reply #14159 on: December 01, 2021, 07:04:30 PM »
Rutte sums up his COVID policy by spilling coffee in parliament.

https://twitter.com/TvanGroningen/status/1466127389948358657

"Goddamn... Oops that was clumsy"

*no one*

"Don't worry it's going fine!"

"Well... actually it isn't"

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